Alrighty, it's time to give away some subs! Here's the deal:

I have two subs ready to give away: a 3-month for the winner in first place, and a 1-month for a winner in second. To participate you must write a paragraph explaining to me why you deserve the sub more than everyone else.

THERE IS ONE CATCH: I want you to lie.

I really couldn't care less the real reason you'd like to win, what I want to see is some creativity. Give me the most desperate, humorous, tragic or ridiculous reason you can think of!

If you're dog has been kidnapped by ninjas and they demand for you to hand over a 3-month sub to them or theyll eat your dog...Well...

That's the kind of thing I want to see! The two people who are the most absurdly convincing in one paragraph...win.

The DEADLINE is Friday April 6th. One week from today. In one weeks time, I will have chosen the top two submissions. If any difficulties arise, I might just place the top five in a poll for public voting. The two with the most votes in a 24 hour period, win. (I may extend the voting period)

All people are welcome to participate. Even if you have a subscription already

One entry per person

Submit entry to the journal. Entries to the main page or to my note box will not be counted

No bribes to the judge please

Flattery is welcome

Good luck, you bastards!

And have a good week everyone!

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